It's been a few years since the Mets have played in the postseason because as I like to point out, lately they have found new and exciting ways to lose games and sabotage their chances of making the playoffs. It is hard being a Mets fan. It is even harder when you are married to and live with a Philadelphia Phillies fan.
The Phillies Phanatic made his debut on April 25, 1978. He has violent tendencies and is described by the Phillies marketing department as an overweight, bird-like creature with clumsy feet, an extra long beak, a curled up tongue and a "slight" case of body odor.
The Phillies Phanatic has also had some brushes with the law. In 1994, he caused back injuries to a man when he hugged him too vigorously. They ultimately settled for $2.5 million dollars. In 1988, he famously provoked a fist fight with former Los Angeles Dodgers manager, Tommy Lasorda during a game after attacking an effigy of Mr. Lasorda on the field.
So, despite my husband's best efforts to convert me to Philllies fandom, I remain true to my Mets and hope for a better season next year.
Well, at least New York has the Yankees......
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